No Offence

No offence is said when you say something that is offensive, so you say 'no offence'.

You are really ugly, no offence.

by sirenabacklove October 10, 2017

wet offensive

a wet offensive is when a person, usual male puts up a front of kindness in order to get in a females pants. once he has accomplished his mission he then treats the female like shit and makes her usual cry.

DUDE did you see Wagz at the party? Yeah man he was putting up a great wet offensive to that girl! Hes gettin some tonight! peacock!

by ericthehurdler May 16, 2010

Offented

When your tall mate calls you short cause you are.

Ruby: your short
Cerys: I’m offented

by Offented June 20, 2019

nob offender

Another ridiculous creation from The Rogue. Can be used for both sexes, and is usually taken to mean a cocktease

"I wasted half the night talking to that Nob Offender, only to find out she has a boyfriend, mate"

by sptk December 1, 2007

cluster offender

A cluster offender is a person who has an incredible ability to offend a large mass of people at the same time usually without any knowledge of what they're doing.

This can often be observed at important gatherings such as parties, weddings and funerals.

(At a wedding)
You: Unless a woman carries my bag for me then she won't be compliant and therefore wont suck my cock
Sally: You're an ass
Pauline: Oh my god you're a cluster offender, we're leaving

by eneville August 5, 2010

sexy offender

A sexy female sex offender who has sex with a boy under the age of consent. Some cases make people wonder if a consenting 13 year old boy can actually be raped by sexy woman.

Some sexy offenders have even married their 'victim' several years after their 'offense' after the 'victim' became legal age. This happened with the sexy offender Mary Kay Fualaau (formerly Mary Kay Letourneau).

Just another example of how not having double standards for women makes people go to jail for stupid shit.

I can't believe that sexy offender went to jail for having sex with a consenting 17 year old.

by GiveMeBackMySon March 20, 2014

Repeat offender

Sleeping with someone whom you've already slept with in the past with no intentions of making it into a relationship...

Also assuming that it's an open invitation to sleep with when you encounter them.

"It's ok he's just a repeat offender, it doesn't really count."
"Oh, yes you're getting laid tonight. You don't have to try so hard. It's already in the bag because you're a repeat offender."

by Daisyt024 September 29, 2014