True Norwegian Black Metal = Immortal, Darkthrone, Emperor, Dimmu Borgir, Mayhem, Massemord, Sykdom, and I guess Dark Funeral even though they are from Sweden!
by Ihsahn November 17, 2004
by Norwegian traditions August 05, 2019
Black Metal DID NOT originate in Norway! Norway definately re-defined Black Metal and made it into what it is today (and yes, made it better).
Burzum represents the end of the original wave of Norwegian Black Metal. Varg Vikernes style consisted of far too much ambience to be considered by most to be "true Norwegian Black Metal", but still to his fans he is the most true musician to date. For better or worse, its in the past. Living on today are still many great bands in the genre, and there isn't an end in sight.
Burzum represents the end of the original wave of Norwegian Black Metal. Varg Vikernes style consisted of far too much ambience to be considered by most to be "true Norwegian Black Metal", but still to his fans he is the most true musician to date. For better or worse, its in the past. Living on today are still many great bands in the genre, and there isn't an end in sight.
True Norwegian Black Metal is very lo-fi and consists of mostly black and white photography to represent it. Very high consistency of satanic literature in the lyrics, and an "over excited rebelous teenager" attitude.
by Malachi VanDessick May 15, 2008
An eccentric Norwegian King who has control over name's, that is to say he change the names of people,places, hair care products, the titles of sequels to disney classics and Hanna Montana songs. His powers comes from a rather flamboyant scepter has been known to release deffening noises upon it's use which is why King Herald allows for a brief pause inbetween each usage in order for the ringing sound in his ears to subside. recently scintists were allowed to observe this scepter and found it's suppernatural power is apperant nullified the north korean province of P'Yonganamdo Kim Jong Il released a statement saying that his scientist's had figured out a way to protect themselves from the name changing powers of Norway using nuclear technology. Scientists reported that the cases of radiation realated death in the province had increased by 85%.
For more on Norwegian King Herald V
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For more on Norwegian King Herald V
click here ---> Norwegian King Herald V
Norwegian King Herald V notable acts: appointment on Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi as the keeper of the shrew's
Norwegian King Herald V has been know to: eat a shrew based diet and Pasta prepared by Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi, wears a cloak made from shrew's that has been passed down from generation to generation and is a proud symbol of norwegian leadership skills.
Norwegian King Herald V has been know to: eat a shrew based diet and Pasta prepared by Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi, wears a cloak made from shrew's that has been passed down from generation to generation and is a proud symbol of norwegian leadership skills.
by midget giraffe January 03, 2010
When one partner paints them self in blue and lies on a board of nails with an X formation, formed by their arms and legs and then places a pipe with a circumference of 5cm above their entry point. Then the other starts by continuously jumping up and down on a diving board to gain height once enough height is gained, the person will then superman with their penis head facing the pipe into the first partner's entry point. Once completed, the room should be full of red (blood, from the pipe, which is too small to fit the girth of an average male penis), blue (paint, from the woman receiving a dripping blood penis) and white(semen or if done with caucasian people). With all these colors you've now decorated the room with a Norwegian flag.
Guy: Hey want to perform the Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation.
Rachel: mmm... I don't know.
Guy: Trust Me I'll nail it
Rachel: Uhh.. ok I guess I'm down but only if you subscribe to SpectresRowdy on Youtube
2 hours later and a bloody penis...
Guy: "I just performed the Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation on this petite teen named Rachel"
Guy 2: Nice wanna go watch some SpectresRowdy now!
Rachel: mmm... I don't know.
Guy: Trust Me I'll nail it
Rachel: Uhh.. ok I guess I'm down but only if you subscribe to SpectresRowdy on Youtube
2 hours later and a bloody penis...
Guy: "I just performed the Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation on this petite teen named Rachel"
Guy 2: Nice wanna go watch some SpectresRowdy now!
by SpectresRowdy September 20, 2018
When a white person (who thinks they can hold their alcohol) becomes so drunk that they create a text string specifically for jokes pertaining to Trump, covid-19, Kai, travel, coyotes killing Nicole’s dogs, and politics in general.
Oh my God dude, Luxx totally Norwegian Goodbye’d after trying to explain how Biden is the cause for the current rise of inflation; after 3 martinis.
by Dennis is humble. July 18, 2022
"Well Mick, I pulled her pants down and was nearly sick. She was fishier than a norwegian's lunchbox!"
"Well Paddy, she is dead"
"Well Paddy, she is dead"
by Shasta McScumbag September 09, 2016