Nonce Burger

A man or woman who enjoys taking photos of children and saving them on their computer.

Person1: Have you seen George today? He took photos of my son, John. I'm going to have words with him.

Person2: Yeah he's at home saving the pics. He's such a nonce burger.

by 1 and a 4 and a flabby potato November 21, 2011

Big Boned Nonce

Fat Pedophile

Hi!
Get out me swamp ya big boned nonce
imma shank your children mate cuz am a big boned nonce

by NibberFlaggot December 18, 2017

Strokey Nonce

Someone who doesn’t stop being a massive nonce

Corey Wigham? He’s a right fucking strokey nonce.

by NCP 123👏 October 22, 2018

Noncery

So basically lads noncery is a nonce acting like a nonce and way more noncy than you thought they were. E.g. A thot who is trying to send you shrek nudes and her own nudes and is clearly being a nonce and if you can’t tell then you are a nonce committing noncery

Ay don’t try send nudes to me stop being a nonce you thot I’m afraid you are going to have to be imprisonded for noncery

by Thot d3stroyer November 8, 2018

noncestess

Extreme of nonce. A nonce in his extremest. Derogatory term for a very gay man.

Also see Gay Max.

He is the biggest noncestess there is.

by Maca August 20, 2006

nonce slober

Someone (mainly slutty girls in school) who enjoys slobbering on the nobs of adults.

Did you hear that Karen is a nonce slober. Apparently she sucked 20 men's nobs.

by England Undead1 July 11, 2019

NoNcE

A handsome guy

Ayeee I did it you nonce

by Angry bird™ April 22, 2019