Nolan is the type of guy who would do anything for the people he loves, especially his girlfriend. He likes cute, short girls who are weird and funny in a good way. He is athletic, usually playing basketball. He has beautiful ocean blue eyes and dirty blonde hair, usually put up in a man-bun. He's pretty horny at sometimes and very romantic. He'll tease you and always give you complements. He's pretty shy and quiet when you first meet him, but once he opens up, you'll immediately connect with him. He's very handsome and charming, and a little flirty. And be careful, hes a little sensitive and gets jealous easily, so if his girl, give him all your love. He loves making out and seeing you smile. And if you ever get the chance to have sex, take it. Nolans are good in bed, and have pretty big dicks. He has this certain innocence about him and he makes you feel safe. He gives his whole heart to you and find yourself giving him your's, too. If ever get the chance to meet a Nolan, TAKE IT. He is the most amazing person you will ever meet and you might even end up marrying him one day. It's almost impossible to let go of such a keeper.
by Nolan's Girlfriend :) February 26, 2021
Get the Nolanmug. by Im_not_nolan October 26, 2019
Get the Nolanmug. Never goes to class. He's failing all his classes because he's not there. His best mark is a 10 % and he says it's ok because he's going into the trades but he's not in tech class.
by tygytfgdbrft May 29, 2025
Get the Nolanmug. A small dicked redhead, that's at least part white. unfortunately, he's quite funny, but really bad at giving head. A goo person to keep around as he'll probably be successful in life, and is nice enough to support your shitty ass future.
by Mermph February 6, 2022
Get the Nolanmug. by yelloh January 7, 2023
Get the Nolanmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
Get the Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.mug. When a supervisor calls you into their office and you think you are in trouble. You take the time to think about all the little things that they may be upset about. Once you get into the office you just have to sign your report.
Boss: Come into my office right away!
Employee: thinking to themselves about all the mistakes they made slowly walks to the office.
Boss: hey just sign your report for me, thanks.
Employee: Boss! You really Nolan-Cocked me on that one. I thought you were going to yell at me for being late.
Employee: thinking to themselves about all the mistakes they made slowly walks to the office.
Boss: hey just sign your report for me, thanks.
Employee: Boss! You really Nolan-Cocked me on that one. I thought you were going to yell at me for being late.
by Iceyhott January 14, 2019
Get the Nolan-Cockedmug.