Nolan

Someone who attempts jokes but those jokes fall flat. A 1980s reference to MLB pitcher Nolan Ryan who threw hard strikes. Similarly, a Nolan is trying to crack jokes but striking out.

After a lame attempt at humor... Strike! Wow, Nolan here is throwing gas!

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 09, 2019

nolan

a sexy hot sexy cool cfunny person

wow i love nolan

by todorokis.waifu February 16, 2024

Nolan

Nolan is a type of guy that takes a basketball away from a kid with down syndrome. He also likes to sweat in every sport and also plays overwatch a lot.

Nolan is such a sweat

by Nolanthesweat April 24, 2019

Nolan

Nolan is gay dude who is closeted but everyone knows he gay. He also love goth girls and isn’t afraid to show it, but in reality he’s gay

Hey dude, look there goes Nolan. Yeah he’s so gay.

by November 22, 2021

Nolan

verb. to engage futilely and ceaselessly in crying, and pouting for the attention of others

Steve: Tim is really nolan-ing today.
Me: ain't nobody got time for that

by yelloh January 07, 2023

Nolan

Nolan, A guy who seems nice but becomes a bitch to people who are different.Sure hes cute and has good hair but Nolan can be a jerk to woman who are a little fat or different.

Girl one: Hey that guy Nolan..He called me big..
Girl two: He said my hair was gross!
Girl three: He said i smelled

And so on

by lil~eboy November 04, 2019

Nolan

A complete utter asshole Nolan will fuck with your life and not care about it and move on With their life.

Nolan is crazy and selfish.

by Dumb beeeech November 22, 2021