Newtons Apple

A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.

A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*

by Sanchopanzatranza December 30, 2024

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Cam Newton

He sometimes brought bad publicity with reporters, so people at some point were going to find out he wasn't a superhero and he wasn't perfect, he was just a guy. He hasn't had a whole lot of room to be a regular guy because of the superhero nicknames and image.

Some of what Cam Newton said and did was as questionable as what anybody else says and does. He didn't really ever claim to be perfect, somewhere he got the superhero image and it stuck.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

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Brett newton

Never on time always run late driving the bus

Always runs like never on time doesn’t know how to drive a bus shouldn’t be a driver everyone should report him Brett newton is a AM Bus Driver at Hamilton depot

by He06$111929 December 30, 2024

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Newton

1. Scientist and mathematician who really discovered the laws of gravity, also the President of the Royal Society from 1703-1727 as well as inventing calculus

2. Kilogram meter over square second (kgm/s^2)

Newton may have thrown Hooke’s picture into the fire.

by Fluthy February 2, 2020

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Cam newton

A guy in a perpetual state of being turned against his fans, and his fans turned against him during most of his time in Carolina by the people who wanted to run him off.

Cam Newton was in good with fans for a couple of years in Carolina, then things started going wrong.

by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020

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