New York City

The only place anyone thinks about when New York is mentioned. A staggering amount of people think it's the best city in the world. It's actually just a shithole that wouldn't exist without Upstate New York (money, food, garbage disposal, etc.), while pretending that upstate is actually relying on them.

The place is full of snowflakes that are entitled enough to elect Andrew Cuomo as governor, whereas barely any of upstate voted for him.
Fuck you, NYC.

"Where does all that insane tax money go, dad?"
"It goes down to New York City."
"What does the city give us?"
"More taxes, with a topping of their garbage."

New York City by ShitpostAnon June 28, 2019

New York City

The "greatest city in the world", known for fashion,culture, dining, nightlife/entertainment, financial/buisness, theater,and art ,money,numerous famous people/actors/actresses/,call NYC home,Fortune 500 companies,Midtown and Downtown home to numerous famous areas and attractions,PIZZA,BAGELS home to NBC,ABC,CBS,CNN, Rockefeller center,Radio City, Broadway, 34t street, 42nd street, 5,6,7th avenues,Times Square, Central park, Battery Park,Bryant Park,Herald Square,Trump Plaza, NEW YORK YANKEES, GIANTS, AND HOT WOMEN e.t.c. and we are not rude we just don't take shit, NYC is not dirty its a huge city it can't be spotlessand its are very old city , barely any crime, one of the safest large cities. So everyone that thinks NYC is dirty, lots of traffic, and dangerous you are wrong its not , I go there every week, in all 5 boroughs never I know what I'm talking about.

Person 1: heading into the city around Christmas can't beat New York City during Christmas
Person 2: can't be NYC anytime

New York City by NYC #1 January 9, 2006

new york islanders 

Dp will never compete with king henrik. Their gm is the reason they suck. What kind of idiot trades Spezza and Chara for Yashin

THE NEW YORK ISLANDERS WILL GET CRUSHED BY THE RANGERS ON TUESDAY APRIL THIRD.

The New York Islanders will get crushed by the Rangers on Tuesday April 3rd

new york islanders by ISLES SUK April 6, 2007

new york disco diet 

When a party girl or drunk girl swallows a cum load after giving a blow job to a man.

That club rat was so skinny she must have been on that New York Disco Diet

new york disco diet by MakeShift September 7, 2007

new york jewish 

The specific culture of a New York Jew is different from a regular New Yorker or a regular Jew. THey even have their own special accent, a raspy annoying Jewish/NYC accent.

Old Man: lives on bagels with lox and cream cheese. Works in the Diamond District.

Old Woman: Has florescent orange or some other unatural colored hair, and long clawlike red nails. Owns a lot of mink.

girl: spent $1000 chemically straightening her frizzy hair! Favors brands such as D&G and Juicy Couture.

These people can be found most prolifically in Brooklyn, the Diamond District in New York, and New Jersey.

Shoshannah is so New York Jewish she will slap you with a dill pickle if you piss her off.

new york jewish by its ok im jewish too May 14, 2007

new york yankees 

probably the most hated baseball team.

New york Yankees deserve all the hate. A-Rod sucks anus.

new york yankees by Adrian May 30, 2006

New York Yankees 

1. The reason baseball is no fun anymore.
2. The evil empire.
3. A team that posers pretend to have liked since the birth canal, when in fact they only started liking them after they won the Series a few years ago.

Bob: I like the Yankees.
Jim: I will give you ten seconds to get a running start, after which I will hunt you down and murder you.

New York Yankees by Capheine December 10, 2003