neiling

To swoon over women who show little or no interest in your existence by using unreasonable methods to try to convince them that they should date you.

I've been neiling her for three months, but I'm still single.

by BestX August 18, 2014

neil mixer

Neil Mixer likes boobs, Long walks on the beach and chasing after people's trucks when they are trying to drive away from him. his main catch phrase is "HI IM NEIL"

person one : Dude look at that bitches tittays
person two: Don't be such a Neil mixer

by queenoffarts November 2, 2014

Neil Daigle

A Dirty Cop who tampers with evidence and frame's people for things they didn't do, and possibly murders people for knowing to much, his wife properly cheats on him with his dad cause he a is less than impressive in the sack.

See that cop... he's a Neil Daigle stay away from he might touch you in your no no square

by The Man who knows to much June 9, 2022

Neil Armstrong

A boy in Year 9 that causes mayhem and rebellion amongst his piers. He's renowned for creating the infamous song 'Fly me to the moon'.

Hey Neil Armstrong! Fly me to the moon!

by iuwbdixw August 10, 2023

Neil Diamond

When a man ejaculates on one’s knee cap.

Like a Pearl Necklace, but when seamen is targeted at the knee cap, it is indeed a Neil Diamond

“Ron, when you are finished, will you please give me a Neil Diamond”

by Alexc0524 January 4, 2020

Neil’s massive package

Euphemism for the payoffs from professional services firms

Neil’s massive package and timing work well for me

by Sir Farquhar November 29, 2024

neil johnson

A fellow of impeccable talent , skill, and class. If If you call someone by this name, you are referring to their outstanding impact they make in whatever they are doing. Often interchangeable with the word "elite" when referring to physique or athletic ability.

Have you seen the level of talent this guy brings to our team? Call him Neil Johnson and give the boy a contract.

by Randall Rogers November 24, 2021