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Tutant Meenage Needle Teedles

A group of 4 idiots, dumbasses, and all around morons who spend their time doing fuckshit. They will get you in way to much trouble with your parents and their siblings. Also do waaaay too many drugs and drink like fish. Typically spend time doing nothing, sitting around in ones basement, and/or eating their grandmother's delicious food. They will, on average, spend 7 days straight by going to bed after 5am and sleeping till 3, just to do the same thing again. Often times will get in arguments about pattern recognition, such as the subsequent shape coming after "square, circle, square...". Cite also 1 OPM falling out of the fridge. Inventors of the game "Flash" - details unspecified.

However, they are the best people to have in your corner, ever. They will never turn their backs on you, no matter how far apart they seem. They will have your back no matter the circumstance or no matter the obstacles. Most definitely, four of the tightest, closest, and fun groups of people ever.
person 1: what are those 4 homoculous ingrates doing over there?
person 2: oh them? that's just the Tutant Meenage Needle Teedles.

person 1: they have got to be retarded.
person 2: yeah they are, 100%.
by notmyfaulty May 6, 2025
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Polishing the needle

When jack is at home playing madden and he gets the urge to go grab the lotion
Jack stop polishing the needle and come hang out with us!
by neeedleford May 6, 2024
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Frack Needle

A needle that is filled to the brim with Frack. It is intended to be injected into schizophrenic patients. It is often consider "The Holy Juice". It has the ability to revive plants, animals, and one etcetera.
B: Hey, Johnny! Want some Frack Needle?
J: Of course!
by Jungle Fungus September 10, 2025
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needle pricking

When a man with an abnormally thin dick repeatedly thrusts in his lover even after the orgasm
I will needle Prick you all night
Needle Pricking is my hobby
by IWillKillYourDog January 28, 2018
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Hairy needles

Hairy needles is when your pubic hair gets caught in the foreskin of your penis causing your '3 millimeter defeater' to be in a state of uncomfortable cock torture.

Usually a sign that you should shave your pubes.
Homie1: Bro, is anyone coming, i need to sort out my 'hairy needles'

Homie2: your good feller, ill tell you if anyone's coming

Homie3: i hate 'hairy needles', its super uncomfortable.
by xXFurryNazi69420Xx October 28, 2021
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Needle-camel

Someone who cares too much about money, wealth and possessions, to the point where it is unhealthy or greedy.

Originates from the famous biblical idiom “Eye of a needle,“ in which Jesus says that its easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than a rich person to be saved
All those millionaires and their fancy cars and mansions, they’re all a bunch of needle-camels!
by Ferryhouse May 7, 2022
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Needle Dick Bug Fucker

A disagreeable fellow, a peckerwood, an asshole, a fucktard.
Donald Trump is a needle dick bug fucker. Actually, the entire Republican party consists of needle dick bug fuckers.
by fidness 1957 February 18, 2025
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