Nappie whappie

When a female produces fecal matter into a pot then urinates into said pot and a man ejaculates into the pot adds water and then boiled until it is a smooth liquid.. then said liquid is rubbed all over the 2 people’s bodies and used as lube

Me and John made a nappie whappie last night I was the best

by Therealworderer April 3, 2022

nappy cake

Black pussy.

I don't wann go down on no nappy cake!

by wallykoks January 1, 2016

Nappy Hoe Tribe

A woman or hoe of low standing in the hood. Crack whore or toothless meth whores are all said to have originated from the Nappy Hoe Tribe.

Man that hoe must have ancestors that come from the Nappy Hoe Tribe.

by anonymous January 2, 2021

bust it nappy

when you don't feel like doing all the usual stuff that you gotta do to get ready for the day. so you just do the minimum, and hope for the best.

i overslept, and i can't be late today...guess I'm just gonna have to bust it nappy.

by Funky Fionna December 18, 2011

Nappy

Something I will put my “friend” Pedro in if he doesn’t grow up and start acting mature

“If you don’t wise up, I’ll put you in a nappy”

by MTVDude May 3, 2021

nappiness

That feeling of happiness one gets when laying down for a nap.

Sara had signs of nappiness when she realized she had time to sleep for a few hours.

by EEN12 April 2, 2017

Slappy Crappy No-Nappy

To be performed with the girl you love or any girl you see walking down the street. Performed in four steps as follows. 1. Slap her across the face 2. Shit your pants immediately 3. Reach around her and jab her in the left butt cheek with an epi pen 4. Let the magic happen (the magic meaning whatever the fuck happens after these lovely acts have been performed)

“Hey Connor how was your weekend?”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”

by Captainprice141 March 11, 2023