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Basic Joe

an adult male who tries hard to copy his buddies to the point he loses his personality just for the false sense of appearing cool in front of them.
Person one: you bitch, your momma doesn't count as a kiss.
person two: shut up basic Joe.
by Malzahar Quanarhin November 4, 2018
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Basic Bitch

An attractive white girl (usually between the ages of 17 and 21) from any first world country that only cares about being popular online and dating jocks for their money and whatnot.
(2 guy nerds see a girl)
Nerd #1: Hey maybe I should ask her to hang with us a little later
Nerd #2: Dream on, she's a basic bitch
by Someone who lives on Earth December 27, 2017
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basic bitch

a social climber bitch who is flirting with someone already taken/married and yet still flirting with someone else too while her so called bf/husband is not around.
basic bitch who is afraid to snatch her man like what she did to others...afraid of her own karma.
by martene March 6, 2015
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Basic bitch

Typically a white girl, who wears leggings frequently and enjoys Starbucks a little too much. Known for their love of Uggs and Lattes, basic bitches are taking over society.
"Jesus, Katie VanVelsor is such a basic bitch."

"That bitch is so basic, I bet she wears her Uggs to sleep."
by sethcantskate October 29, 2014
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below basic

A grade on a report that signifies that you're a piece of shit
Oh, you got below basic? You must be a piece of shit
by Cooperstyle July 2, 2016
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Basic bitch

A girl who...

- own an IPhone/SAMSUNG
- has every existing social media account

- goes on and on (an ON) about how much she likes pizza
- claims that she is the most ugliest human being in the worlds

-CONSTANTLY dreams about marrying RYAN GOSLING or some other stupid male celeb

-Bragging about how many alcohol she drink on the weekend
-Goes on food is so good. But can't cook for shit.
-Half face selfies (smh.)
-wearing Jordans
-"over hashtag"
- "OMG LOOK AT MY NEW HAIR!!" (annother attempt to show some booty)
- Twerking
-Most of them are Skinny
G: hashtag selfie
B: Basic Bitch smh.
by Cluero July 13, 2015
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Basic Bitch

One who spends the majority of their time at Starbucks, watching Netflix, and taking Instagram photos on snapchat.
This species wears uggs, sweaters, and looses their absolute shit over fall.
by Idrathernotdealwithyourightnow September 13, 2016
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