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newb

A newb, not to be confused with "Noob" or N00b", this word only means that this person who plays a game of any sort isn't that good at the game, but would like to become better at this game, not act childish and call everyone else "Noobs".
Someone who could be ranked as a novice in a game such as Halo or Halo 2, would like to become a better player and get a rank of apprentice, or Distinguished, surpassing the rank of a newb.
by A Twisted Illusion September 11, 2008
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Fears News

Fears News = propaganda to scare ignorant people into voting Republican.
by frick1 February 24, 2010
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Fox News Network

America's most trusted fascist news scource! Next to the people of the Fo network, The Onion pales in comparison to their comletely un-biased and uncensored facts about the completely truthful stories they cover!
Bill O'Reilly- I believe President Bush was a great man, and that Clinton is a lame-ass pussy. -from the Fox News Network-
by Moopzoo October 5, 2010
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news feed

when someone is stalking someone but they don't want the other person to know it, they will answer awkward questions with "news feed", regardless of if the interaction takes place on facebook or not.
Christine: why did you comment on the status i made, like, a month ago?
Joey: News feed.

- OR -

Christine: why were you following me home yesterday?
Joey: News feed.
by Frescagazz April 28, 2011
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Popcorn News

Rather than providing impartial, newsworthy information these programs provide over dramatized news entertainment, wowing the masses but doing little to provide them with legitimate news coverage. Commonly contain bias interviewers and presenters that find no fault in injecting into a story their own personal thoughts. These programs will often cover a cat surviving a washing machine spin cycle rather than topics of international importance.
by Duncan B January 14, 2006
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Fox News

Dude, never, ever watch Fox News!
Why?

Dude, it's nothing but made up bull shit! It's all fake news!
by Bustermine February 19, 2019
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Fox News

A heavily biased conservative "news" channel that often appeal to scare rhetoric, unverified statements, and sometimes blatantly false claims in order to evoke anger and irrational fear among its viewers. The language used by its reporters is delivered at a grade school level; hence, this station tends to attract audience who are uneducated, irrational, and are unable to separate emotions from logic. The viewers of this so-called news station calls other news channels "fake news" while not realizing the hypocritical nature of their statement especially considering the fact that Fox News is the epitome of fake news in and of itself. This station has such little credibility that it is an embarrassment to modern journalism.
Bob: Damn liberals and immigrants are on a mission to make Whites go extinct.

John: And where did you hear that from?
Bob: Fox News
John: Yep, that explains it. I'm not even going to waste my time talking to you.
by efowefpwoa September 24, 2019
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