nerd nesting

The act of an expectant parent who designs a website specifically for communicating the details of the birth to family and friends.

During pregnancy the act of preparing the nursery and the house in general is referred to as "nesting." This is generally done by the mother.

Nerd nesting, generally done by the father, is the preparation of a website to announce the birth of the baby.

by snakeroot October 21, 2010

STD Nest

A person who has every sexual transmitted disease in the book.

Poor John he left with an STD Nest last night.

by brownzack141 October 27, 2016

homo-nest

A place often in a wooded or secluded rural area where homosexual men go to have anonymous or on the down-low sexual relations. These areas are often littered by dirty men's underwear, used condoms and empty Gator-aid bottles.

I was hiking the other day and ran across a huge homo-nest, cheap wine bottles and condoms were everywhere!

by 80sHorrormoviesblog May 31, 2013

nest builder

A person who compusively covers the toilet seat with a layer of toilet paper before the elimination of fecal waste.

As soon as he entered the adjoining stall, I recognized him as a nest builder. He was pulling wads and wads of toilet paper off the roll.

by BlackAstro April 18, 2012

awesome-nest

a word meaning better than awesome, or better yet, most awesome

timmy: did you watch -insert good show here- last night?

ashey: yeah! it was awesome-nest!

by mrs.keehl-sama_mellobeminee January 25, 2009

Bird Nesting

When a supposed friend (usually male) occupies the time and space of a "platonic" companion (usually female) with the intent of preventing them from engaging in relations with someone more deserving. The bird nester has been friend zoned--quietly rejecting the rejection; resulting in stealthy cock blocking techniques to buy them some time to win their friend over like a Hollywood rom-com.

"I can tell Alexis wants it soo bad,.. but she is dating Fatehbir."

"No bro, he tries very hard to make it look that way, that dude is a bird nesting kumbaya piece of shit!"

by ElGato212 May 31, 2019

Penis Nest

The folded up wad of toilet paper that men wedge into the front of a portojohn seat to prevent their penis from touching the front, inside, nasty part.

Mike left his penis nest wedged in the seat!

by MolestMyCorpse October 18, 2018