mystery fluids

fluid that is unknown or unrecognizable, may be concerning towards one who discovers such a fluid.
dude, i just found some mystery fluids coming out of my hole.
thats concerning.
by iwantayoshie July 02, 2011
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Mystery swirl

The random spluge-stain you see under a UV light (generally on a motel bed).
Brendan: "We stayed at the cheapest motel; it had a mystery swirl on the bed!"
by afaraci12099 August 17, 2016
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Mystery Pint

An opportunely discovered unfinished and unattended glass of beer or cider which is swiftly acquired and consumed by the seeker of such mystery pints. Often these can be found in Wetherspoons or other watering holes close to the closing hour.

The risk of being caught and/or health consequences of finishing strangers’ potentially adulterated drinks in a pub is the crux of the ‘mystery’ of this money-saving technique and conducive to the thrill and excitement of stumbling upon a holy-grail of fermented grains.
A: “Good time at the pub last night?”
B: “Clocked in a solid shift. Might have had a couple dodgy mystery pints, though”
by mrshitfaced May 24, 2024
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Mystery honeypot

A type of mystery that deliberately has no real answer.

Mostly used in horror for the purposes of making something that is meant to be incomprehensible to the readers.
"Just finished reading Asteroid 912-JST, I was disappointed that there wasn't an answer to what the asteroid was for in the end."

"Hey what if the asteroid was made to-"

"Nah, don't go through the trouble of thinking about it. It was confirmed by the writer that it is a mystery honeypot."
by nooneshouldnomyname January 03, 2024
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Unpredictable, mysterious

Georgius is an unpredictable person and a mysterious guy
He likes to support others, even though others don’t

Georgius is also a mediator
He can be a netral person
A Georgius is Unpredictable, mysterious
by Laurencex November 23, 2021
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Mystery spotter

A person who mystery spots (usually a male...).
"Mommy, my Krabby Patty tastes funny."

"Well no wonder, it's all old and dried out! Like that mystery spotter over there."

*points to Mr. Krabs*
by Snicklitter69 July 03, 2019
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mystery pouch

the area above the genitals and below the stomach of very over weight person. Its not your gentials its not the stomach. What is it...a mystery pouch.
Mary has a mystery pouch so large a kangaroo could be in there.
by rosie red dress August 17, 2011
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