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Montana Muscle Shuffle

When a man fists two dudes at the same time until their rectums fall out. After the act has been comitted the male shall drink the blood that has been spilled by the victims, then vomit it on the floor. Three men cum on the pile then poor it in a cup, creating a peppermint swirl, then one man shall be selected to be drowned in the peppermint swirl while the rest of the victims shout Montana slang.
Yo me and my girl did a Montana Muscle Shuffle
by Jonny838294 February 23, 2019
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muscle punk

A man that has muscular strength; brawn:
A man that is "BUILT", my wear tight muscle shirts to show off muscles. Has the characteristics of a man on the "DL".
Most shallow women fall for this type, not knowing that he's really on the closet.
1. Girl, do you see..oohhh, don't look he's coming overhere!
2. Bitch calm down, you shol' like those Muscle Punks.
by Big Lucy August 3, 2007
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Dongus Longus Strongus Maximus Muscle

Common term used by medical professionals to describe any muscle found in the corresponding dongal region of human anatomy. Dongal is derived from the ancient word "penis".

The term can also be used more loosely to describe any muscle in the body used to impress women, move heavy objects, or that craves brawndo

The muscle both originates and inserts on the dongal bone and is innervated by the dongal nerve.
It took fourteen cops to take me down because I kept roundhouse kicking them using my dongus longus strongus maximus muscle. Biaaaatch!
by Dongus Strongus November 10, 2007
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muscle car

screw what other people are saying. heres the TRUTH! straight from a gearhead. a muscle car is ANY POWER CAR FROM AMERICA in the 1940s to 70s. there are no 80's or 90's muscle cars that are real. it doesnt matter if it is stock or custom. it is a muscle car. there are also muscle cars today. THE CHARGER, THE MUSTANG, CORVETTE, ECT.
by infamous aaron May 9, 2006
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muscle up

girl 1,if he would muscle up he'd be hella fine!

girl 2,yeah hes a bit of a chubbster.
by tntntt December 31, 2008
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muscles from brussels

Jean-Claude Van-Damme
He is the guy from bloodsport
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
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muscle nuts

when you are freezing cold or take a swim causing your sac to retract
"Dude it fucking freezing out"
"Yeah I know man, I have some muscle nuts now!"
by Kyle JC April 2, 2008
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