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mushroomstamp

to slap somone on the forehead with the tip of a penis
"while marsha was sleeping she was mushroomstamped by joe"
by Anonymous March 11, 2003
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inside out mushroom dalmation

When a man blows his load in spots on something dark colored (most likely clothing) so that when it dries, you have an inside out dalmation.

(must be high on 'shrooms!!)
Veronica: Yesterday my boyfriend was high on shrooms and made my panties inside out mushroom dalmations! And he was soo high that he thought that puppies were coming out of my twat!!!
by JALMENY March 4, 2007
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angry mushroom

Slang reference to the male erection. Specifically used to describe someone with an exceptionally "hard"; yet, pitifully small erection.
GIRL 1: What happened with James last nite.
GIRL 2: He came out of the bathroom, nakid with an angry mushroom that made me laugh hysterically.
GIRL 1: Then what?
GIRL 2: He started cryin and left
by el-dday January 15, 2007
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mushroom slap

Being slapped with a wang. Usually a hard wang.
"So this chick was blowin' some guy one day, and he pulled out and gave her a mushroom slap!"
by D.Socko May 8, 2004
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mushroom

A drinking game where multiple people sit in a circle around an upside down cup. They go around the circle, one by one drawing cards from a deck and depending upon what the card is everyone has to react accordingly.

CARD MEANINGS: (some variability exists)
2= You; the person who drew the card chooses someone to drink (take a large gulp of their drink)
3= Me; the person who drew the card must drink
4= Floor; Everyone must slap the floor with their hand, and the last person to do it must drink
5= Guys; All the guys in the group must drink
6= Chicks; All the chicks in the group must drink
7= Heaven; Everyone must raise their hand in the air, and the last person to do it must drink
8= Date; The person who drew the card picks someone and they both drink together
9= Busta Rhyme; The person who drew the card says a word and then everyone has to go around the circle saying words that rhyme with it, the first person who can't think of one has to drink
10= Categories; The person who drew the card indicates a category, and everyone has to go around saying things that fit into that category. The first person who fails must drink
Jack= Back; The person before the person who drew the card must drink
Queen= Questions; The person who drew the card asks someone a question and they must answer with a question or ask someone else a question. The first person who answers or says something not in question form must drink.
King= Rule; The person who drew the card gets to create a rule that must be followed for the rest of the game.
Ace= Waterfall; The person who drew the card starts drinking, followed by the next person who can't stop drinking until the person in front of them stops.

After you draw the card you place it on top of the upside down cup in the middle of the circle, thus creating a mushroom. If someone knocks over the mushroom they must finish their drink.
"We played 3 games of mushroom last night and I got so wasted off the waterfalls." "If you want to pwn Matt in mushroom, ask him about his chode when a queen is drawn!"
by Ajritals November 7, 2008
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Mushroom stamp of approval

Generally performed by cook or some sort backline employee-type. For whatever reasons,(i.e. plate sent back, difficult diner or just don't like someone,) the cook removes his cyclops stick from his britches and strikes a portion of the meal and sends it out to be ate.
"That guy was such an ass, so I gave his mashed potatoes my mushroom stamp of approval."
by Marcoleptic June 22, 2006
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Mushroomhead

A good band that where funny yet kool outfits on stage.
"Sun doesnt rise at all!!!"
by StAiND October 2, 2003
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