Muppet Trap

A question, statement or meme about a moral panic subject (tobacco, guns, vaccination) postured as authoritative while exercising demonstrative or even hyperbolic ignorance of the subjects discussed initiating a feedback loop of ideological sock puppet responses.

Was on Facebook last night trying to explain to some 2A guy that open carry doesn't mean you don't store your other firearms safely while trying to explain to some anti gunner that the driver bits she found in the parking lot are not projectiles, got stuck in the Muppet Trap for 2 hours...

by Ur BOFH March 20, 2019

Stinky Muppet

When you give someone a rimjob with a sock puppet.

That gir the other night took off her sock and gave me a Stinky Muppet.

by High G. Wrection March 27, 2019

Muppet face

An idiot

What a Muppet face!

by Lola wants a bone December 27, 2019

Muppet

A word in British slang which describes an individual who is to be "Crushed with a fistful of Crumpets"

OMG you stupid Muppet commit scouter ankle

by Yung Musacuminada May 4, 2019

Muppet

A person who does stupid and often retarted things

Look at Gary, he just popped a stiffy in front of his cousin. What a muppet

by Jiffyjustpoppedastiffy May 18, 2019

muppet

an idiot who chats the most bs and acts hard but dont do shit

tim: dereks a muppet
tom: twat

by PowerRangerNeek1 January 22, 2020

harvey is a muppet.

he is just a muppet.

Harvey is a muppet.

by gethany wheelis May 18, 2020