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ya mum

a way of paying out someone and their mother. good phrase if you have a bad vocab.
Augustus: What are you doing up so late brother?
Bartholumew: Ya mum.
by Maddizzle May 26, 2004
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ur mum

stupid insult used by dumass stoner townies when challenged by anyone
<cool person 1>"look at that dumass townie"
<cool person 2>"yeah what a kev"
<cool people> "OI UNTZ!"
<townie> Yeah i did ur mum last night she was well fat and crap.
<cool people> oh arnt we original
<townie> aaaaha ur mum
by schmuckman January 8, 2005
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your mum

An insult used by townies and rejects, their mother is usually an alcoholic on crack and addicted to cough drops.
Person 1. You faggot!
Person 2. Err...Umm...Well, your mum!
by Hado-Ken July 13, 2004
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G-Mum

A grandmother that doesn't want to be called a grandmother because she doesn't act her age but in stead acts like her kids or someone in their 20's.
Sharlene, isn't a grandma but instead a g-mum.
by duckwoman77 July 29, 2009
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mum drag

When your girlfriend had small children and she holds your hand crossing the road, dragging you with her, like she does with them
Was walking hand in hand with my girlfriend and she 'mum dragged' me across the road at the crossing - I'm 46!!
by RugbyChris February 6, 2017
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Milton Mum

Lorne Jane wearing type A personality, Land Rover driving, opinionated mother of a child at Milton Public School. Usually flouncing around at the front gate expressing their inflated self worth and opinions and spreader of malicious gossip.
She's such a control freakish bitch .... such a Milton Mum
by notTrent900 December 13, 2014
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Ya mum

The answer to everything in the whole wide world!
Person 1: You're blocked!
Person 2: Ya mums blocked!

Person 1: What you doing?
Person 2: Ya mum!

Person 1: Where's Tom?
Person 2: Where's ya mum?
by BaybeeMegziieee--x January 9, 2008
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