football move

Some ridiculous Maddenism that became a main stream rule. Deems a verified catch or not which has no grounds to judge.

Madden: "Not a good catch there, not a good catch there didnt make a football move!"

by tjbanf May 27, 2006

career-ending move

getting canned from your bullshit job because you told the man to go fuck himself

I specialize in career-ending moves

by stonywarso February 27, 2003

Dick Move

When your company sends you an email letting you know you can save $50 a month if you turn in a form from your doctor to the HR department on Monday. But sends you the email on Friday.

Dear valued employee, You can save $50 per month on your health insurance with our company if you send in the attached biometeric form filled out by your doctor by the deadline below. (Deadline is less than one business day from the date the letter was sent out. ) Signed, Your employer, Dick Move.

by vudukungfu December 22, 2015

Jacob move

An intentional act performed by a selfish individual who wants you to feel sorry for him because you have become upset by the action.

“Hey did he pay you back”

“Nah this fool got upset and said you know times are hard”

Fucking ‘Jacob move’ bro

by Phillis&ben October 3, 2019

king move

A move that only a king would make. An action that shows courage and single-mindedness. The activity of a man who knows what he wants, and takes it.

Lew: I'm having McDonalds this evening and I don't care what my girlfriend says.
Alex: King move.

by BILLY DOMES March 26, 2021

Buller move

used to describe a thing that offends you in z joking way.

thats such a buller move

by angybirb3 January 14, 2022

Sergio Move

Leaving your friends hanging after making plans with plenty of time in advance;
Setting your friends up for failure;
Confirming you will attend but ditch and do something else;
Looking out for yourself only; immediately have training or are busy upon hearing your friends making plans to hang out

Sergio Move Defined:

Us: Hey man we are gonna hang at the beach in June. We are planning 3 months in advance just wanted to let you know.
Sergio: I have training that day.
Us: …we haven’t decided what day
#SergioMove

by Dez Knotts July 1, 2022