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Moses

Someone who is kind hearted and loving, seeking to cheer others up, is trusting and not picky. Very curious and will always keep trying to do his best. His presence alone allows the truth to come to light and those around him to face the secrets they have been hiding from everyone, even maybe forgetting the truth themselves. A wonderful person who knows what he likes and is not to be taken for granted. Because his heart is so pure he is not to be forsaken, nor used and abused, yet revered for the humble man he is, a honest loving peace-filled man. Through him as a vessel for the most High, the impossible is possible
Dude, did you see that? I didn’t think that was possible.
Ya, he’s Moses.
by lovingAwareness November 23, 2021
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Moses Docs

See that Friar, his Moses Docs are deadly
by pinch72 July 20, 2023
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Moses

1) a kid who is always selling
2) sweatiest Minecraft sweat ever
3) he's a sweat
4) bro def needs a haircut fr fr
"MOSES YOU'RE SELLING!!!"
"oh my god of course moses would know about this random Minecraft fact"
"YOURE SUCH A SWEAT MOSES"
"MOSES YOU SOLD"
"MOOOOOOOOSSSEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by ChrisCouncilWhyUReadingThis February 5, 2025
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Moses marnes

Is a absolute tit. He often takes unpaid leave from work to sip on that purple drank
Wow look at that Moses marnes he stinks dirty sprite
by Joe lupton sucks July 31, 2018
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A Nasty Moses

Anastomosis: medical term meaning the connection or joining of two tubular structures.

A penetrative sex act where the receiving partner has a colostomy or ileostomy. The penetrative partner then fucks the anus (blind pouch) while reaching down and eating out the ostomy. Fingering the ostomy is accepted for half points.

Can be reversed by performing a Philadelphia Sidecar while simultaneously eating the ass.
" did you hear about Charlene's accident? She's lucky to be alive but she has to shit in a bag."

" Of course I heard. I called her last night to schedule her a nasty Moses."
by Harry.Manback August 26, 2024
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A moses

To greatly split something into two.
Bro did a moses on Dagon.
by Daddy-Fushiguro March 2, 2025
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Moses Fart

To fart so aggressively while pissing that you cause your stream to part.
Holy shit!!! I just parted the yellow sea with this Moses Fart!!!
by Wallace Moon-Painter November 18, 2023
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