Moses Oreste

1.Best Basketball Player.
2.5 Champion rings
3.Has 2 kids Anna and Mark

Kobe Bryant and Moses Oreste

by Daniel Abaka June 4, 2012

Moses Fart

To fart so aggressively while pissing that you cause your stream to part.

Holy shit!!! I just parted the yellow sea with this Moses Fart!!!

by Wallace Moon-Painter November 18, 2023

A Nasty Moses

Anastomosis: medical term meaning the connection or joining of two tubular structures.

A penetrative sex act where the receiving partner has a colostomy or ileostomy. The penetrative partner then fucks the anus (blind pouch) while reaching down and eating out the ostomy. Fingering the ostomy is accepted for half points.

Can be reversed by performing a Philadelphia Sidecar while simultaneously eating the ass.

" did you hear about Charlene's accident? She's lucky to be alive but she has to shit in a bag."

" Of course I heard. I called her last night to schedule her a nasty Moses."

by Harry.Manback August 26, 2024

A moses

To greatly split something into two.

Bro did a moses on Dagon.

by Daddy-Fushiguro March 2, 2025

Jolly moses

The sothern Illinois version of saying "holy shit". Usually said by 40+ yr old men with shaved heads often named R...o..b..b..i..e with "-ie" in the end not "-y". Work at banks or something like that.

Girl, she be like " 200 men in Illinois dont earn $10,282 a year...OMG!"

R..o..b..b..i..e, he be like "JOLLY MOSES!!..!..!" (he be throwing some candy at that girl.)

Jesus, he be like "HELLOOO!"

by jesus037 November 13, 2009

Moses Daddy

When you first spread a girls legs before sex while she is on her period.

You are my moses daddy after spreading me in that horrific position

by Kickasskaleb July 6, 2017

Moses

Moses is a good brother and good friend you can always call or go to him for help he will always be by your side threw thick and thin

Moses is the greatest brother in the world and you are even lucky to have him as a friend and most people will say he is attractive or looks like a model but he is just a regular 22 year old brother

by Alice._.no November 21, 2021