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Mook

When one excretes an unfathomable amount of fecal matter or if the Mook as a whole smells equivalent to The

Great Depression or Rosa Parks bus seat, typically very warm in temperature to the point that your anal cavity feels like a small furnace. Mooks can cause you to think you are a Human Keurig. Often refereed to as a Mookie Betts or having a Mookie Betts.
Dan: Kyle, Are you hungover?
Kyle: Yea man i've taken like 3 beer Mooks already this morning from all those Genesee Cream Ales i had.
Zach: What the fuck is that smell ?
Kyle: The Mook man.
by KGDaddy January 31, 2018
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mook king

by Trent Martini March 31, 2017
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Mook

Someone who looks such as this image below;
Tell me why this nigga Josh looks like the definition of a Mook.”
by Prico069 February 21, 2021
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mook

people who say mook like fat cock
yall boys mook

it aint a real word i jus say mook cuz i like meat
by Yssup reyals June 14, 2022
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mook

a homosexual person or a person that acts in a homosexual manor.
Yo brad have you seen mark lately? He's been acting really mook.
by Tnolz July 24, 2021
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Mook

Harry is a mook.
by Atbdabimb September 5, 2022
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mooking

the act of fidgeting with one's genitals (typically male) as a nervous response to arousal, and not for direct sexual stimulation. sometimes performed as an act of courtship or with the intent of seduction.
Mike: I was walking down the street and some guy jumped out and started aggressively tugging at his balls in front of me.

Jake: That was the Boston Mooker! He was mooking you, you got mooked!
by terriblebirthdaygift July 12, 2024
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