Ass monday

Ass monday is the day of anal sex. Also known as monday

I can't wait till it is ass monday because me and my girlfriend will have anal sex.

by Satan is a part god July 12, 2016

Monday Neck

When somebody had a ‘fun weekend’ and hickies are found all over their neck that Monday.

Damn Justin must’ve had quite the weekend. He walked in with Monday neck today!

by Querty345 December 21, 2018

no man monday

Whenever posted on a guys story “no man Monday” every taken girl that sees his story is single until Tuesday.

“What’s no man Monday?” “It’s a day of the week where guys can make girls single.

by Wakmasterflex April 14, 2019

Bxner Monday

The last day of a boys trip long weekend, also known as day of the dead. Typically involves packing up suitcase still drunk, rushing for flight back home, with afternoon filled with fear and self loathing about getting home to spouse and then tackling the prospect of work tomorrow.

I look forward to this trip all year, but I gotta say, Bxner Monday is a day that I wish didn’t exist.

by JYYYYY May 9, 2019

Monday Mizzies

Being miserable on a Monday. Like the "Sunday Scaries," but for Monday mornings.

"I had such a fun weekend, I don't want to be going to work right now. I have a case of the Monday Mizzies."

by LMM121 June 26, 2017

molester monday

a day where you can molest your friends by slapping their ass or slapping their titty

Cali: Guess what day it is?
Leeana: What?
Cali: Molester Monday! *slaps Leeana's titty*

by koka_kola December 11, 2019

When It Monday

be like im sad and lonley plz help am very sad today and want f o r t n i t e b u r g e r

life form: r u sad

other life form: yeah cause when it monday

by peeweehermanthethird December 19, 2019