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Good Mistress

A whore that know the rules of being a worthless tramp. SHe knows that the married man she is screwing has zero respect for her, knows he only want/needs her for sex and "dirty" sex, this mistress also knows that the man will never leave his wife for a slut like herself. She knows her place that wife is always first. The mistress also knows that 1 day a week, no phone calls, no texting, no messages IS the only way to go.
The MOST important rule is to KEEP YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT! If a whore forgets even 1 rule, they are not a good mistress. If the whore forgets and talks about the affair she deserves to have the wife whoop her ass AND public humiliation so everyone who will listen will know what a worthless deviod human being you really are!
Man "ya, girl.......your such a good mistress, my wife won't suck my cock after I put it in her ass!"

"Thanks, sweetie for keeping your mouth closed when my wife called you, now open it and do what a good mistress does!"

"Shut up whore, I told you NOT to call my house you are NOT a good mistress!!"
by MikeytheTRUTH December 10, 2009
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Lay Some Midstream

A term used primarily by pipe swingers in the oil and gas industry to describe laying pipe in hard bodies
I laid some serious midstream on some weathered talent and her roomate last night.

Did you lay some midstream last night on that girl from the bar?
by tbiddy87 July 7, 2010
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Minstrel

An incredibly dense piece of shit
by Lil Nish June 9, 2018
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mistress america

A java teacher who is a very hairy for a female. Now some girls are hairy, but mistress america is on the same level of hairy as big foot or robin williams. The only difference between her and big foot big foot smells better, and knows more about computers. She is a poor teacher, and a hairy fuckin freak.
I cant see the difference between mistress america and big foot, but the smell gives mistress america away.
by Lordpiggyinton May 3, 2005
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Mastribating

A spot between the hole and the balls that can be stroked, which can result in an orgasm. Mainly preferred by males who hadn't had sex in a long time, or never.
Roberto: Hey Ryan, what mastribating??
Ryan: I heard it's an alternative way of pleasure.
by J_H_N April 23, 2009
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minstral

A minstral is another common word for a black guy
omg that black dude is such a minstral
by glen rodwell May 6, 2006
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mistry

mistry are PaTeL wannabes
amit says: imma patel wannabe
by desi.gangSTAR May 10, 2004
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