mikey's mayonnaise

Cum or sperm from a man named Mikey mixed in with mayonnaise to create a sex lube

I jacked off using Mikey's mayonnaise.

by Mikey Beltz March 1, 2017

Mikey raw

A true definition of a hustler whether legal or illegal he knows who to get at it. A people's person that everyone likes and easy to get along with.

That Nigga Mikey Raw is bout his business.

by Mikey Raw June 9, 2017

Mikey (J Blige)

Someone who works so damn hard and is so damn good at what they do, it makes you wanna smack yo momma for not having better genetics (and yo poppa, of course).

Maaan, I pulled a Mikey (J Blige) this week, worked 70 hours, finished 4 tracks, cleaned my entire house, filled out my taxes, wrote a newsletter, went out to 3 shows, volunteered at a youth clinic, gave a production lesson, sewed myself some new pants, made my gf dinner, etc. I should probably get some more done.

by heknowsrealhard January 19, 2017

Mikey

mikey sounds like an uncles name, ik. BUT IT IS NOTHING OF THE SORT

its the coolest name ever. it needs more recognition. i looked up "mikey" in google pictures, and i fucking got mickey mouse. dont compare a gods name to a rat.

aNYWAYS

mikey is a cooler version of the name Michael, which means "who is like God." isnt it epik?

okay, so lemme say one more thing

actually two more things.

1, IF YOUR THINKING OF NAMING YOUR KID MICHAEL. NO. ITS MIKEY.

2, MICKEY IS NOT FUCKING MIKEY

"hey mickey kinda sounds like mikey-"

"no it fucking doesnt"

by MyNameIsMikeyAndYoullDoWutISay October 16, 2019

Mikey

A Mikey is a sexy man. He will get all the women and will be rich.

Wow, that guy is sooo sexy. He must be a Mikey

by Mikey_Mans_Michael October 16, 2019

Pulling a Mikey

When you're a hip and cool transgender kid that got circumcised when they were 6, who likes to wear trenchcoats and make out with your ALSO transgender boyfriend Broghan.

"Yo look at Daniel over there."
"Man, that kid is pulling a mikey so well."

by Mikey died lol October 23, 2019

Mikey

Mikey is a talented artist. He has no other special qualities. Even his drawing isn’t very good we just say that to make him feel good ab himself. He’s nice tho. Tyler is a dumb bitch he is gay. He is Mikeys side hookup but also his main cause they r both single asf. Tyler has a thing for hammocks. Anyway Mikey is chill.

Me- Hey who’s the nicest guy u know
you- Mikey

by ccheney15 October 26, 2019