Miguel

Miguel probably looks like Ellen DeGeneres, but its okay, because he’s fit as hell (from his morning walks at a 6’40 pace 💪🏼)

Bessa: “Look at Miguel! He’s so fit, always running!”
Madalena: “Are you talking about that boy who looks like Ellen DeGenere? I’m pretty sure he’s walking… not running..”

by %%%%%%%%% August 27, 2025

Air Miguel's

Bootleg Air Jordans that you find at places like PaylessShoeSource.

Eric: Sup baby.
Susan: *See's Air Miguel's* Eww wtf bye.

by Wanterito September 26, 2015

Miguelism

When you think you have rizz but in reality you're L rizz.

I thought I had rizz, but in reality, I did had a Miguelism.

by Friendofrizz February 5, 2022

Sacha n miguel

Two lonely kids from ISL. One of em even said the word

Sacha n miguel can go suck a dick

by Shabddd September 24, 2021

a sloppy miguel

Taking a long sloppy drunken cab ride and having to the cabbie in sexual favors.

He pulled A Sloppy Miguel to get to his date last night.

by Sigarpill December 28, 2016

miguel

big faqmi

miguel huwa faqmi

by san michel water bottles November 21, 2021

Miguel

He is very tall. Always being rude with the whole entire world, but sometimes can be very quiet or very loud. Always having the biggest blabber mouth and could never stay quiet. Whenever he is talking he always uses “bro” in one of his sentences.Whoever having a friend name Miguel can really make your life more meaningful

Miguel?

by Ghghhhuii November 19, 2023