Miguel is a retarted, stupid person. His barber has to be fucking his mom. He can occasionally have seizures. For some reason he hates his uncle that sounds sped. He has a 7:30 bed time as a senior in high school. Love kobe deadass cock. Sponsored by puma. Never showers either.
Miguel is so stupid
by 5ecret admirer November 21, 2023
Get the Miguelmug. Miguel probably looks like Ellen DeGeneres, but its okay, because he’s fit as hell (from his morning walks at a 6’40 pace 💪🏼)
Bessa: “Look at Miguel! He’s so fit, always running!”
Madalena: “Are you talking about that boy who looks like Ellen DeGenere? I’m pretty sure he’s walking… not running..”
Madalena: “Are you talking about that boy who looks like Ellen DeGenere? I’m pretty sure he’s walking… not running..”
by %%%%%%%%% August 27, 2025
Get the Miguelmug. (verb)
-to have extremely violated the sanctity of someone verbally.
-to have exceedingly scolded someone disrespectfully, irreverently, or outrageously far beyond what is justified.
-to have extremely violated the sanctity of someone verbally.
-to have exceedingly scolded someone disrespectfully, irreverently, or outrageously far beyond what is justified.
by TheUnsilentMajority001 November 18, 2018
Get the migueledmug. Boring guy. Standard name. He doesn't really like to party but one thing he can do, is spoiling beautiful girls. He buys them beautiful materialistic stuff. But there is the problem. He is not boyfriend material. You go to him if u want to feel special, but he will not be good long-term
by Truthspeaker129472 April 12, 2019
Get the Miguelmug. he has the biggest ego but the smallest dick. there’s no reason to date him because he has poor looks and poor personality. stay away from miguels.
by nattyvcd :P November 20, 2023
Get the miguelmug. by duuudeimsocool April 3, 2025
Get the Miguel (saint)mug. by a person who miguel likes January 22, 2022
Get the miguel bolanosmug.