metrosexual 

An individual who is sexually attracted to trains and subways. They are often described “off the rails” and can be “trained” to perform all manner of deviant sexual acts with engines and machinery.

Upon seeing his girlfriend copulating with the subway in New York City, Robert concluded that his girlfriend was metrosexual, and started a movement to add the letter “M” to the LGBTQ movement.

metrosexual by jeckste September 7, 2019

Metrosexual 

Metrosexual is an effeminate straight guy.

George: Why does Dave stand by the mirror for over an hour combing his hair?

Jessie: Probably for the same reason he can't grow chest hair like real men do.

Burt: Hey I'm offended. Dave is my friend. He is not gay.

Lisa: But he is a Metrosexual.

Jay: Fact.

Metrosexual by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Metrosexual 

A male who is homo, but no homo.

"Bro do you wanna try on some makeup?"
"What!? Hell no are you gay?"
"No I'm metrosexual"
"Oh then why didn't you say no homo?"
"No homo..."
"There that's all you had to say. Now let's start with the foundation"

Metrosexual by microHARD12 December 10, 2019

Metrosexual 

Is a straight guy who has a gay mans sense of fashion, personality traits, and sometimes even common interests.

Wow! I'd swear your dad is gay by the way he dresses but he pulls the ladies in like no tomorrow! He's so uber metrosexual!

Metrosexual by Panigirl83 April 12, 2020

Metrosexual 

Straight but with more steps

“I’m a metrosexual”

“What’s that?”

“I’m straight, but with more steps”

Metrosexual by Rachel3226 June 3, 2021

Metrosexual 

Just a gay man who can’t get laid

Alan: I’m not gay, I’m metrosexual
Charlie: that’s just a gay man who can’t get laid

Metrosexual by Nt789 August 22, 2021

Metrosexual 

Having intercourse on a train. Amaglamation of "metro" and "sexual."

John took Emily into the bathroom on Amtrack and had intercourse with her, it was a fun metrosexual experience.

Metrosexual by revoLucian1776 February 28, 2024