Facebook Messiah

Person who takes-over your facebook and gets WAY more comments impersonating you, then you normally would receive.

Man you hack on to my facebook and get more comments then i would. Your the fucking Facebook Messiah

by Lo440393 March 12, 2011

Dirty Messiah

When you sodomize a holy whore and anoint her face with a wad of ya kids

I hit my ex with day dirty Messiah

by RougarouKing April 1, 2020

sex message

a text message that is sexual and is usually intended to get a sexual response

dude, stop sending sex messages your girl friend when im here, thats for your privite time only!

by bostonfan January 30, 2009

messanger

1. A person who is writing a very angry letter.

2. A person who is writing a letter a about recently terrible performance of a song.

1. God, I just hate being the messanger of bad news!

2. John may be a terrible singer, but at least he's willing to be his own messanger. If only Fall Out Boy would follow in his footsteps.

by Scambl June 20, 2008

Messa

A person who loves Football and Art, she is very kind but also violent to fake people and snakes.

She is just like Messa

by M-Anonymous-M September 4, 2018

Text Message Ho

A late night girl whom is strickly communicated with via text message. Under no circumstance would an acutal vocal conversation ever take place.

I had to bang out my text message ho last night, kiiiiddd.

Dude, that chick is a text message ho. Strickly text scene.

by Rusty Colebrook January 3, 2009

Text Message One Night Stand

when you meet someone, exchange numbers and sext throughout the night. Then the next day you delete the messages and don't text again. Now its another name in your phone book that makes you look like a whore.

Did you like that guy last night?
Yeah, we had a text message one night stand.

Omg! Girl, you so crazy!

by Leesydney November 17, 2010