Messy Popeye

Noun.

A sexual position involving a woman masturbating a man with her butt cheeks then receiving his ejaculate in her eye.

Greg: "Dude, how was the date with Steffany last night?"
Craig: "Oh man, it was awesome. She gave me the best Messy Popeye ever."

by ThePeoplesIdiot December 29, 2009

messy picnic

When someone loses their chicken in a deep vagina they are forced to fish it out with their tongue

Damn girl you got a "messy picnic" let me get that for you!

by WaffleWaxer January 29, 2014

messagetive

When you overly messaging instead of being talkative your messagetive

instead of being talkative your messagetive

by jt8110 April 29, 2014

MessyJessy

Really good sloppy head from a white girl.

That one girl from the club put that MessyJessy on me.

by Messy_Jessy March 31, 2016

Messagey

1. A messaging monster. That one person you swipe notifications from because you're afraid of what will happen if you leave them on read.

2. Someone who seems to have to have the last word whenever you have a messaging interaction.

"Yeah, he was really great and wasn't clingy at all, but he was so messagey. I muted my phone days ago."

by dotzerozerosix December 29, 2017

Messy Bicycle

When a mans penis gets stuck in a moving bicycle and accidentally triggers an ejaculation.

oh I got myself stuck in a bit of a messy bicycle this morning

by Dank Spanker January 18, 2018

messy toaster

The act of taking a slice of bread and forming it into a ball roughly the size of a dollar coin and covered in melted cheese. (pepper jack is preffered) This ball is then inserted into a females vagina and may not be removed until thoroughly warmed.

Bro, last week I ate a radical messy toaster.

by SadRadLad June 6, 2018