merchant taylors

A lunatic asylum cunningly disguised as a posh school. Inhabitents include:
Oompa-loompas
Tangoed people and
People with skirts so short they are belts

Merchant taylors' girl's school

by sa June 11, 2004

Merchant Taylor’s

The shittest school

Lads are posh eds and ugly

Fucking expensive

Merchant Taylor’s the shit whole

by Mrs Tao October 6, 2019

spank merchant

person who likes to masterbate and holds no inhibitions about it, also a complete godshite.

close the door and keep the noise down you spank merchant the whole street can hear you.

by Richard J L April 24, 2006

meghanpalooza

Noun. Orginating in the year 2002, Meghanpalooza refers to a summer festival usually held in late July to Early August. Consisting of activities such as ice-luging, flip-cup, pencil dives. and a slip-n-slide, Meghanpalooza is a very exclusive, invite-only event.

Other lesser know activities of Meghan Palooza include bedroom stealing, dominos ordering and the ever popular game, "Where is Vinny, the cat?"

"Yo, I heard someone dropped the beerball tonight at Meghanpalooza"

by Jlyn212 December 28, 2007

Meaghan

A girl large breasted with a huge ass. Often a cheerleader and all the guys want to date/fuck her.

Omg I want to fuck meaghan

by Anon600 November 4, 2014

rug merchant

An individual, usually foreign, especially Middle Eastern, who displays goods at an inflated price in his shop, but keeps bargaining with you and offering lower prices when you say it's too expensive or you're leaving.

Term is probably rooted in the stereotype of haggling over rugs at a bazaar.

An example are the stores in tourist areas of New York City that sell trinkets and electronics. You ask them how much it is, and if you say "sorry, too high" they keep trying to lure you in with a lower price.

(In a Times Square shop)
"How much is that camera?"
"$99."
"Nah, you know that's too much..."
"For you, my friend, $90"
"No, I'm leaving."
"$80?"
"Damn rug merchant..."

by gatecrasher1 November 28, 2011

meghal

To take an extra hit of hookah. Instead of passing once your turn is over, you hog the hose and do not move it onward.

To meghal a hit...

"I was waiting for him to pass the hookah, but he pulled a meghal"

by AZO Godfather March 8, 2008