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Regular season merchant

“Austin Reaves is a regular season merchant
by RawJokester April 27, 2025
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Child Merchant

Aye that boy William a Child Merchant
by zooted_official March 15, 2022
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Cock Merchant

1. A businessman who buys and sells severed phalluses for profit.

2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.
1. "The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant."

2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."
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Skull Merchant Treatment

The act of killing something or someone, either figuratively or literally - the act of removing one self's identity and self worth to a point where they might as well not even exist anymore because they were killed bye bye
by Puffalope June 2, 2025
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Dirt Merchant

A Dirt Merchant is a rare but real job in the construction industry. They find suitable dirt for construction jobs or just locations to dispose of excess materials. The person needs to know soil types and make on the spot decisions as to the dirt meeting specifications for the construction job.
I ended fill material for a job so I called a Dirt Merchant
by real jobs July 20, 2018
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Merchant

Used to describe someone that does something repeatedly, or Relies on it
Jacob is a Time Trial Merchant
by ibalsmamicdog July 27, 2023
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Resident Merchant

A Venetian* resident merchant is one who is often found in all walks of life, but majorly in areas of potential power, and is one who uses his knowledge to keep non-merchants in a stasis of unproductive activity.
Often, he tries to prevent unpopular truths from being known so that only merchants may gain and maintain power.
"I was talking about making money at my job and resident merchant told me that making money was useless and that I should volunteer for transsexuals instead"
"There's always a resident merchant lurking. I told you to beware.."
by dirgistan May 14, 2015
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