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meat salad

Noun. A situation in which a woman's labia are used as a bowl upon which various different penises may be rested. The woman's groinal cavity becomes the vessel that holds the meat salad.
We would have had a meat salad but two of the volunteers for the gang bang didn't show up.
by Misses Lova Lova May 28, 2020
mugGet the meat saladmug.

Meat Santa

The giver of the meat to the ho ho ho’s.
My Meat Santa stuffed my stocking with his thick sausage on Christmas Eve.
by MattyBigD December 13, 2018
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Meat Cooler

"Yo man tonight i was all up in that chicks meat cooler."
by Josh Curtis July 19, 2009
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meat vortex

A hole to stick your meat into; a vagina.
"Did you stick it in her meat vortex last night?"
"Who, your mom?"
"Yes."
"Eww! And yes, I did."
by daveyboy682 January 3, 2008
mugGet the meat vortexmug.

Good Meat

A modern scots saying to describe an inedible object that causes an overpowering urge to chew or bite
"did you see those shoes?" "no" "shit son, they were good meat"
by MARVIN STRAIGHTE September 1, 2013
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cheap meat

When someone easy to shag and you ain't gotta put in any effort
"Flo is so easy, straight up cheap meat"
by Krabarta August 26, 2017
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Meat loan

a “meat loan” is when some one is sexually aggravated so a friend loans some dick to settle their needs thus the term “meat loan”
I know you’ve haven’t had any in a while so I’ll give you a “meat loan”
by Bandst November 20, 2019
mugGet the Meat loanmug.

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