McDonalds

An excuse for a fucking franchise

Boy1:Want some McDonalds

Boy2:Sorry I don't eat shit

by N-BomB011 August 6, 2015

McDonald's

A place where fat people go to die

I am so fat that life is not worth living.... time do shit the bed at McDonald's (See: Shit The Bed)

by j2theroc April 6, 2013

McDonald's

A place where you can gain weight, for a price.

I just bought some McDonald's, I'm 65 pounds heavier!

by CoNEStEalingMiNt December 19, 2017

McDonalds

A place where children cry and diabetics die.

McDonalds began where the American Dream finished.

by Canid-Kaiba June 19, 2016

Mcdonald's

Best food u will ever taste in 2017

I love it. Mcdonald's. Is the best

by Dipper#1 October 4, 2017

mcdonalds

a place where your teachers tell you, you end up working at if you don't go to college. Which is sometimes not true because some celebrities didn't go to college and they're rich.

teacher:you need to go to college or you're going to end up working at mcdonalds
student: whatever
GO TO COLLEGE!!!

by pockadotslotz March 16, 2010

mcdonalds

the establishment whose toilets i shoot up in once in a blue moon

i shoot up in the maccas toilets about once a fortnight because their toilets have needle dispensers and i wanna keep the environment clean so little kids dont find my syringe cos im a caring motherfucker

by the man August 22, 2003