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Mattress Baguette

A derogatory insult describing a person akin to that little piece of bread wedged between your mattress and wall which has been giving you cockroaches and other critters.
You cheated on me, you're a mattress baguette.
by Pumpkinzz March 2, 2025
mugGet the Mattress Baguettemug.

mattress firm

A place to pretend to be interested in buying a mattress so you can take a nice nap on a comfy mattress for free
I live in Mattress Firm because I’m poor.
by Dumb ass bitch hoe January 14, 2018
mugGet the mattress firmmug.

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