Metrosexual

Men that look and act like fags.
Characteristics of a metrosexual include, wearing tight clothers, thong sandals in public, and have highlights in their hair.
Stores of preference of the Metrosexual:
Hollister Co.
Abercrombie and Fitch
American Eagle
Banana Republic

A:"Whats up with that fag with the sandals on?"
B:"Probably bought them at Hollister, little metrosexual fag."

A:"hey you wanna go see what they have in Abercrombie?"
B:"Fuck no, man, that stores metrosexual.."

by MachoMan August 2, 2006

metrosexual

A homosexual guy who is either in denial of his sexuality, or refuses to have sex with other men.

Jane: That guy is metro.
Jack: There is no such thing as a metrosexual. He's gay in denial.

by Brian September 1, 2008

metrosexual

A man who, regardless of sexual orientation, deems fashion and appearance to be all important. Moreover, fashion can be sexual for such a man, the same way chocolate can be for some women.

Jerry is so metrosexual he stood up Paula rather than miss the big sale at Neimans.

by Some call me Newt July 6, 2004

metrosexual

A well dressed, hygenic straight man who is often mistaken for being gay. Isn't afraid to wear pants that fit or "gay" colored shirts. A metrosexual realizes that masculinity is not about being "tough". Metrosexuals are often popular with the ladies.

Joe: "I am insecure about my sexuality, and so I'm going to make fun of guys that aren't! DOWN WITH METROSEXUALS!"

by Chaos Llama April 21, 2005

metrosexual

Any past contestants of Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

I Can't Believe It's Not GAY

by John November 12, 2003

Metroskeetual

When a man is unable to contain his feminine urges. When he's done so, the happiness from it is that of the feeling from skeeting.

"When I see him, he makes me wanna be gay!"

"Don't be gay dude, there's more fun in being Metroskeetual while picking from both trees."

by n00byness May 31, 2009

matmos

The term given to a space-hopping enthusiast

He is such a matmos, I think he goes by the names of 'the stealth hopper.'

by Lauros January 17, 2011