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The Matrix

n.A place that is pulled down right in front of your eyes to blind you from the real world. Part of a computer program designed to save the race of humanity.
Morpheus takes Neo and teaches him how to live in the Matrix
by Homer May 16, 2003
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mahri

a nigga from ig (@mahri1k) with money and no hoes
I Wanna Be Like Mahri !
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Real Madrid

A "has been" team..... they can't keep up with barcelona. a team full of dutch, and also known for their idiotic racist & fascist fans.

favorite team of the fascist francisco franco. who used to buy them anything.

also known to be a corrupt team that owns MARCA (spanish media)
person #1) hey, barcelona are faaaaar better than REAL MADrid.
person #2) yeah, franco isnt here to buy them all the tropies he used to.
person #1) hahahahahaha yeah, you're right!
person #2) did you hear? they just siged their 11th dutch player.
person #1) hahaha....
person #1) hey, do you think they will still sign cristiano ronaldo & kaka next summer?
person #2) hahahahahahahaha are you serious? not a chance!!!!!
person #2)hey, lets go watch a REAL team (barcelona). the game just started....
by cataluyaIsaNation January 28, 2009
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The Matrix

A movie that has good concept and philosiphy, but was overrated by special effects and political attention.

The matrix is a computer system that makes up for a false conscousness for people, brainwashing them into believing anything they want. This sums up for all the real psychics, clarvoyants, and telekenis-enabled people, they have simple overcome certain elements of the matrix.

Compare to academia
Time Cube shows us that acedamie exists only to brainwash humans with word god.
by restin256 November 16, 2003
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The Matrix

a)A movie trilogy that could be described as Lord of the Rings meets Star Wars meets Terminator meets anime meets a whole lot of philosophical mumbo jumbo and with some greek/christian themes thrown in the mix. Oh yeah sprinkle with some flying kung fu and slow motion shooting. A kickass movie, but instead of getting better as it went along, it got a bit worse (yet still kickass).

b)A great movie consisting of a pasty white guy and a magic negro. (lol)
a)I went to see the Matrix, and it was kickass, and it made me think a little... naw i'm just kidding it was just kickass.

b) magic negro: No one can tell you what The Matrix is, you must find out yourself.
pasty white guy: I know kung fu!
by Omega P-Man April 8, 2004
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seeing the matrix

(1)A moment in which a person does something normally considered difficult in an uncanny way that may seem superhuman in effect.

(2)When it seems as if the person sees the 1's and 0's of the world.

(3)Someone who is perfect at something.
(1)I swear, Criss Angel can see the matrix!

(2)Did you see how he was dodgin' them puches? It was like he was seeing the matrix.

(3)Micheal Jordan can see the matrix in basketball.
by tbearnskwerl May 22, 2007
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Christian Cornejo Madrigal

He is a fucking beaner who thinks he is the best fifa player. When he is not. He also thinks he is good at fortnite when he fucking sucks. What a fucking nigger.
Christian Cornejo Madrigal is not the best fifa player.
by Dude2464 June 18, 2020
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