math

A school subject that will help absolutely EVERYONE in real life.

Bob was walking down the street when a gangsta pulled a gun on him. "Quick!"the gangsta said. "Solve this equation or I'll shoot you!" Bob survived. Thank god for math class.

by Poopqwerqtqertq October 13, 2013

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math is a brain exercise. americans hate it. body exercise as a waste of time is the reason most americans are obese. as much as they hate body exercise, the same can be said about brain workout.

Theorem you.are.a.hoe

If americans hate body workout;
and brain workout = math,
and body workout = brain workout,

then, americans hate brain workout.

therefore, we conclude that:
americans hate math.

by jose.miguel October 07, 2008

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A super good subject. To me, it's really easy at first but hard if you don't study. I'm called Prof. J because of my knowledge and intense studying:

'Mazing stuff,

Awesome learning
To everyone alike
High school learns it too
Strong walls of IQ help build up intellect.

Guy: MATHS is cool! Ain't it?
Guy 2: Yeah, I agree! So admirable!
Guy: The algebra, the sin, the vectors, the trigonometry...
Teacher: Wonderful speech! Ya' get Maths points for that!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ProfMathodian04 January 22, 2021

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Make America Think Harder -- one of Andrew Yang 2020's campaign slogans. Originally, it just means math, and actually came from one of his supporters as his policies are very data driven. This acronym came later. The original 500 MATH hats sold out in 20 minutes.

Andrew Yang supporters wore MATH hats to Stephen Colbert show during his appearance.

by Kiki YG July 09, 2019

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