sneaker massage

n: the act of kicking someone while down on the ground, much like the classic "beatdown shot" seen in many pre-bling era rap videos.
Proper alternative usage includes supplanting the word "sneaker" for a particular brand of shoe or sneaker, used at the risk of excessive name-dropping.

1. That dude owes me money, b. Let's give his punk-ass a sneaker massage.

2. That guy tossed my girl, g. Let's give him a Nike massage.

by G. T. Fisher December 25, 2008

Dick Messages

This would usually have connotations of a Dick Pic, however, it is not. In reality, a Dick Message is when you send three messages on a row which resemble that of a dick and balls.

Ben: I couldn’t stop laughing last night after Jeremy pointed out I kept replying to him in Dick Messages.

by will-tryers April 3, 2019

snatch massage

to massage the snatch.

"wesley gave me the best snatch massage last night"

by mitchwell June 22, 2008

mustache massage

When a female woman (with a cooder) makes out with a male fucking dude (with a penis) who also happens to have a mustache. The feeling of one mustached partner kissing another is relative to a massage on the upper inner lip of the other partner. Very exotic & rare.

Dude, my girlfriend loves a good mustache massage.

Whats up babe, you like mustache massages?

by Club 500 September 11, 2011

boner massage

When someone, male or female, gives a male a handjob.

Dude, Jill gave me the best boner massage.

by Real nigga boss June 1, 2014

greek foot massage

when receiving a foot massage the massuesse flips you over and forcibly shoves there thumb up your rectum

freind :how was the massage

victim :good till i found out it was a "greek foot massage "

by lulzilla October 21, 2008

swedish massage

another way to describe being either being beaten to within an inch of one life, or being rounded up and shot down.

if ya don't have my money by tomorrow, i'll be doin the Swedish Massage on yo ass.

by International Bad Boy August 22, 2004