Magnificant

A moronic mis-spelling or mis-pronunciation of the word 'magnificent'.

Person 1: 'That film was magnificant!'

Person 2: 'Shut the hell up.'

by Cerb82 March 6, 2012

peyton manning

bitch

Peyton manning throws the ball away like a fucking pussy...

by BradyisGod October 16, 2008

Mannist

A female that is very good at making men resourceful without having to constitute anything in return.

You buy me a drink and i dont dance with you= mannist

You take me out to dinner and I dont go home with you=mannist

You go down on me and I dont go down on you= mannist

by VIMannist#1 March 7, 2011

Manning

A term for a man who gets a fake tan.

Dave left work early so he could go manning before his date with Julia.

Shawn says he goes manning instead of tanning so he doesn't come off as less of man.

by arrowbrooke April 13, 2010

mannish

Of or possesing man-lke qualities

Look at that mannish lesbian

by Libballs January 26, 2003

Dick manning

For purposes of trick photography, you hide your own penis and present another persons penis (sans body) in the photograph, to give the allusion of it being cut off (similar to horse manning).

That was a hilarious dick manning photo with your penis tucked backwards and your friends penis between your legs.

by tonebone69 August 19, 2011

orders of magnitude

A hyperbolical and completely unnecessary adverbial phrase in techie or business-speak that simply means "much" or "considerably".

"I think we would like it to be more reliable," Katz-Bassett said. "It's orders of magnitude less reliable than the telephone network right now. I think it should be pretty possible to get it closer."

(From a Yahoo! news report)

by sayasan April 12, 2008