Manbearbitch

A girl who has been single for a while, so one of her girlfriends tries to hook her up with one of her boyfriend's guys by telling them she's easy and is down to fuck. But, after seeing how fat and ugly she is, the guy runs away. The girl is described to be a fat, ugly slob, and who is usually slutty. She is oblivious to the fact that no one wants to fuck her.

Dude your girlfriend better not be hooking me up with manbearbitch again.

by Frankferter December 5, 2010

macedon

A dope ass little town other than the fact that it is in new york

I live in macedon

by don't worry about it February 19, 2018

Macey

Macey is a sweet innocent girl who loves horse riding she is so supportive over her friends choices and always cares for everyone she can be the jealous type and likes coloured hair

Wow look at that girl she is so pretty

It’s macey

by Webb12411 July 30, 2018

Macne

Acne around the mouth, chin, cheeks and nose caused by long-term use of face masks.

Mask + Acne = Macne

I got macne from wearing face masks so often. Did you get macne too?

by Soleil January 24, 2021

fair-mace

Adjective and intransitive verb: A regular mace is an incident in which 2 people are involved in a theft, and one person steals an item belonging to the second person. However, if the person responsible then proclaims loudly and confidently: "Fair mace!!", then the theft is allowed under a verbal contract and renders dispute, or argument, irrelevant and impossible.

Matt: *walks out with Joel's furniture*
Joel: "Oi you bellend, thats my couch!"
Matt: *Points finger confidently* - "Fair Mace!!!"
Joel: "Aw shucks, you got me! Take it away then."

by mdog65 December 17, 2004

man mace

when you ejaculate into a persons mouth or face, and accidentally miss and get it in the persons eyes and they become unable to see.

john- "dude i was going to cum all in jenny's mouth but i missed and got her right in the eye! she couldn't even see."

bill-"aww sweet! you totally man maced her!"

by pony raptor September 14, 2010

Mace

To "mace" somethign, is to steal it from somebody else, usually against the law.

A fair mace however, is completely legal and cannot be solved in a juditional court.

A fair mace only occurs when the person owning the product does not see the product in question getting "maced".

"Dude, you stole my chair!"
"Can't argue with a fair mace my friend"
"Thats true. I'll go sit on this spike."

by edude77 November 25, 2004