Bog Maggots

Small rolled pieces of toilet paper stained with feces that are created when vigorously wiping the bum crack after a shit.

Tiny worm shaped pieces of the paper fall off the wad and lay around the toilet seat or the floor area around the pan that look like shitty little maggots

'For fucks sake Dave, you've left bog maggots on the seat again. Can't you wipe your arse like any normal person?'

'..Sorry love'

by CountLippe February 12, 2021

hemorrhoid maggots

When one suffers from an intestinal pinworm infection and has hemorrhoids at the same, the tiny rectal parasites are referred to as hemorrhoid maggots. They’re white in color and less than a half-inch long. Pinworm infections are also known as enterobiasis or oxyuriasis.

When Dylan wiped his ass he found several hemorrhoid maggots on his toilet paper.

by michelleutta November 6, 2020

Maggot Cry

Maggot Cry: Means when you got some people you despise that beg to be in the same position as you in something when didn't do a thing to deserve it, making pussy-ass excuses and instead of attempting to evolve from their maggot state, they just act like total parasites, licking all the ass they can to avoid facing the responsibility and or consequence of their Actions, Like the Maggots they are.

from Classmates to youtubers
they will Maggot cry, specially on them cringy corny apology vids

by Kyled May 4, 2020

fucking the maggot

I way Irish people say your just here to have fun.

Bruce: Stop Fooling around Mark!
Daniel: Ahh let him go he just fucking the maggot.

by I'm not Irish February 19, 2021

Maggot fudge

When you abuse your penis too mutch and a mixture of blood pus and semen seeps from the end. This is the fudge. It has a very tangy taste to it. The maggot refers to the male genetalia.

Mate, i made some maggot fudge last night, hurt like hell ngl

by Canabalistic Worm December 29, 2018

Maggot

A "slur" for Insect Larvae to be degraded to filthy creatures.

Felisha: "Ewwww a bunch of Maggots"
Deep down the larvae started hurting inside

by Pikeslayer27 March 23, 2022

Maggot Mouth

Someone who unnecessarily talks shit about people to make themselves feel better, even though they themselves are just pitiful and begging for attention.

"Did you hear all the shit that guy is talking?"

"Oh yeah, he's such a maggot mouth. Ignore him."

by Eggy_Sort July 5, 2018