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Munching on mulch

A sexual act where one licks the butthole of another.
Munching on mulch is Victor’s favorite thing to do after his girlfriend takes a shit.
by Mulch muncher May 30, 2023
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Munch with benefits

Munch with benefits: something that randy is not, often confused for the term munch.
randy: I am a Munch with benefits
us: no youre not thats not how it works.
by wandy candy November 10, 2022
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down to munch

A woman who is down to eat you out in either area.
Man that girl last night was down to munch. She went on for an hour down there.
by Lesli August 19, 2012
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time of the munch

When a man or woman eats out another woman when she is on her period.
Damn Johnny are out Barbra's pussy while she was menstruating! He's really into that time of the munch!!
by Brungjo December 15, 2013
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maths munch

A maths munch refers to someone who adores and is very passionate about maths. They ‘munch’ up any sort of maths work , and very often try to incorporate maths into every activity they do, and attend before and after school maths clubs. Maths munches can communicate telepathically with eachother, sharing their equations, but the majority of maths munches are lone wolves who enjoy to lurk in the shadows. Anything below 90 percent is considered a fail for a maths munch, and they have to go into hiding after this. A food that helps the maths munch brain is chocolate and tuna, which is well known amongst the maths munches as a sacred meal. The original maths munch is a boy named Leon who adores maths with his whole heart ❤️
Did you see Leon the other day?”
“No i didn’t, he was in 24 hour maths camp”
“What a maths munch!”
by chocolatentuna October 9, 2023
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munching the kitten

another way of saying 'eating out vagina'
Person 1: "What did you do last night?"
Person 2: "I was munching the kitten."
by SpoiledJam March 28, 2021
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Munch Task

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female. A colloquialism pertaining to a woman receiving a "blow job".
"Dude, last night I received an amazing MUNCH TASK. He was all like Om nom nom all over that shit."
by Fiddlewick May 29, 2013
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