mud flap

Getting shit on the back of ones testicles due to explosive diahhrea.

That Taco Bell I ate came out so fast I mudflapped it.

by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003

Mud Guy

A cool, hip and usually pretty hench male.

Tom: Yo who's that mud guy?
Chris: Who?
Jake: What that guy over there benching 60?
Tom: Yeah!
Jake: Oh, that's Ish
Tom: He is one seriously mud guy!

by MudGuy1 November 4, 2009

Mud Mittens

Used and executed as a threat meaning to duct tape a person's hands inside two excrement-filled plastic bags while they sleep.

Claire! I swear you'll wake up with mud mittens if you don't stop talking loudly on the phone while I try to work.

by Gabounski January 27, 2005

Pee-mud

Dry soil that is peed on, creating pee-mud.

I'm mad at you for turning my yard into pee-mud.

by username173 October 2, 2018

mud shark

relating to a white female who is dating or in a relationship with a black male

mud shark

by kansas_man2010 April 22, 2010

mud shark

when a white girl loves black men

wow! that girl is such a mud shark she just got done dating Tyrone and now shes all over Andre

by Joe Peck March 26, 2008

mud shovel

A mud shovel is the term used to describe any long, hard tool that is used to perform anal sex.

Baby, open the gates to your brown barrier so I can dig for sump'n wit mah mud shovel.

by Larry December 4, 2003