morbid humor

Morbid Humor is a vehicle for feeling better about oneself or a situation when feeling bad appears like the only option left. It is used as an alternative to self loathing or feeling hopeless or the expression of other emotions one does not wish to acknowledge one has. Applying morbid humor requires the user to secretly know that what is being expressed is not really true while acting as if the expression is true.

While driving my morbid humor, I apparently hit my mother while she was crossing the street. She didn't suffer even one broken bone. She didn't even break her fingernail, even though she stopped applying acrylic to them months ago. She could have at least scratched the polish, for goodness sake.

by Leaving the Past behind May 3, 2014

morbidly obese

Extremely cool and awesome; beyond phat and more than obese.

Your new ride is morbidly obese! I wish my ride was that hot.

by crackbaby megan December 28, 2005

Morbiferous

it usually means a slag or hooker

that girl is Morbiferous

by bobby October 27, 2004

Morbus Gerutius

It is a terminus which defines the psychological disease which makes a boy who's really often horney but don't show it that much, that he thinks that he would get the cutes and hottest girl exist or he knows. The problem is, the mens that got this "p.d." are more like not good looking in the eyes of the women.

Person A: "Oh man, look at this girl , she's so cute and looks super sexy"
Person B: "You won't get the girl in 100 ages, you should do sth against your Morbus Gerutius".

by MorbusAnalysus August 20, 2011

morbid

cool (positively) or sick.

that was so morbid, lets do it again.

by Ian April 4, 2003

Morbo

A Slang term for a person or thing that embodies the qualities of "morbidly obese"

Example 1:
Girl:" OMG you see that burger, that so full of calories... totally morbo"

Example 2:
Guy 1: Did you see the big girl tom ended up with last night?

Guy 2:No, was she bad?!

Guy 1: Dude she was Morbo

by Trasheater October 16, 2009

Morbius

KSI's hampster

Person: Look its Morbius

by ben rook May 24, 2022