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Beaverton, Michigan

A small town in the state of Michigan. It was named by Cananadins, which is what some people call Canadians. It has a lake and a Subway. Unlike another hater comment, We do not dump our fecies in the lake.
by Jboby January 7, 2013
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Michigan Meatloaf

According to my buddy Joel, He likes to perform what has now become the Michigan Meatloaf on his girl. This is accomplished by eating a dabble of ketchup off her ass pucker.
Much as you would eat the last corner of a piece of meatloaf. This does not have to be performed with ketchup, as any condiment will suffice.
I eat ketchup on everything, even off my girl's asshole. Hell everyone should try the Michigan Meatloaf at least once.
by hammondorf September 4, 2006
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westphalia michigan

INBRED TRUCK NATION FUCK YOUR COUSINS DAILY!!!!
DORTHY IS WAITING FOR ME IN WESTPHALIA MICHIGAN MOM SAID WE ARE ONLY SECOND COUSINS!!!!
by INBREDS BEST March 29, 2017
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Michigan Mudstick

A piece of frozen shit that is used to penetrate during sex or masturbation.
That michigan mudstick didn't stay frozen for long!
by Like a Virgin69 September 11, 2009
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Albion Michigan

Albion Michigan was once a Boom town that has now become a dilapidated shell. The Originating families are so inbred they are mentally fragile and hate outsiders. This continues the inbreeding cycle they prefer.

The once industrial city withered and rotted under ignorance. The school system being substandard for so many years along with the inbreeding has produced a community Ill-equipped to deal with the realities from the outside world or any real-world problems it may face.The City is staffed only with friends and relatives. The level of Nepotism along with much-needed chlorine in the gene pool has been a formula for failure. Failure of the local education system, infrastructure failure, failure to grow or thrive.Albion Michigan can not continue to operate broke it has been limping by on Federal Grants for many years . The community is codependent on the welfare system to include social security disability income. Albion Michigan does not have an economy.
Albion Michigan should of been named Deliverance it's filled with inbred racists.
by freshman2019 February 16, 2019
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Michigan slide

Traveling over several lanes of traffic without warning and or signal, while cutting off several vehicles, and yelling "MICHIGAN SLIDE!"
We woulda missed the exit if it weren't for that Michigan Slide.
by Johnny Murphy! June 11, 2010
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Michigan Mudslide

The act Of violently shitting on one’s stomach before any type of sexual action, followed by sliding on the person’s stomach head first right onto his or her genitalia. This will then cause a muddy 69, but that’s another story.
I always perform a Michigan Mudslide before even thinking about getting freaky.
by camdizzle14 May 18, 2019
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