Missouri Mud Pie

The act of one removing their false teeth and gnawing on one's rectum with their gums.

I'll tell ya Jerry! Ole linda popped them chompers out Tuesday evening and gnawed on my butthole like a hungry beaver who got his teeth knocked out!

Best Missouri Mud Pie I've ever had!

by Uncle Eddie 985 August 19, 2025

Trenton Missouri

Where you don't get a relationship you get a turn. Where all the shitty people are. No future, no hopes or dreams. There is nothing there.

There is no where in the world like Trenton Missouri thank goodness.

by Shesawild1 November 8, 2025

Missouri Boat Ride

To be left without a paddle and subject to the current of the river.

"...enjoy the Missouri Boat Ride!". And with that, the cowboy shot the tether from a distance, and everyone on the raft panicked because they had no paddles.

by il miglior fabbro December 7, 2025

Missouri ring of fire.

A Missouri ring of fire is when you are doing a girl doggie style and you stick a finger in her ass using icy hot as lube.

My ass is still on fire after my husband used icy hot as lube last night giving me a Missouri ring of fire.

by Jbd1973 May 18, 2023

gangster of missouri

Hidden in the corner of nemo, borderlands of iowa, and missouri lives a man; to some maybe a legend, local stallion and the "gangster of missouri"

Don't ask what makes logan lemaster the gangster of missouri.

by Lionheartgypsysoul August 2, 2024

Missouri buttwipe

When you wipe your butt on a ginger friend and turn their hair go from red to brown.

I want to do the Missouri buttwipe to my ginger friend.

by Dkhuame August 7, 2024

Drip Missouri

Angry birds epic Modder that made ABE: All stars.

drip missouri made an angry birds epic mod.

by anonymous August 14, 2024