by Fluffypanda143 July 9, 2021

Anheuser-Busch beer. Known as piss water by most Wisconsinites. Typically consumed by men in the middle of a divorce or males 17-25 years of age at a social event held in the woods.
Hey man, i know your bummed about your divorce but lets go to a bonfire and drink some Missouri piss water and touch eachother.
by Bigtappel22 May 23, 2018

by Bobbyjoe05 September 7, 2021

A sad D2 college that does very little of anything. There isn’t much alcohol, nor many girls. Just depressed and high students.
by Boof lord September 20, 2019

Putting a caterpillar egg in your urethra, when you see it start to crawl out masturbate until you cum out the caterpillar
by anonymous November 26, 2024

In IT: When you start a task but can't finish it because it triggers a deep stack of necessary supporting tasks; similar to shaving the yak.
In other usage: a long and complex swindle.
In other usage: a long and complex swindle.
"I was trying to install tensorflow with gpu support, but first I had to install cuda toolkit, but to do that I had to install conda for Windows, but to do that I had to install....." ... etc. "I understand, you got taken on a Missouri boat ride"
by joseywales1331_1 May 14, 2023

Hidden in the corner of nemo, borderlands of iowa, and missouri lives a man; to some maybe a legend, local stallion and the "gangster of missouri"
by Lionheartgypsysoul August 2, 2024
