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Matthew

A nerd who is killed in among us countless times in a row
by He he he October 31, 2020
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A pretty nice and fun guy, but a really good boyfriend and is really attractive. Sometimes a player depends on which one.
Damn bitch Matthew dump you for a fucking gay male who is kinda hot. Girl- I’m okay with it but If your attractive to him go for it when he dumps this son of a bitch and swoop him up. Boy-I’ll try just don’t tell anyone I might be gay ass hole.
by Someone to talk about December 17, 2018
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A unique species of fish found only is shallow waters due to their lack of swimming skills. Also tend to be homosexual.
Hey look it's a mating Matthew!
by big baller ryan November 11, 2019
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matthew

A SQUISHY LIL BOI WIT DAT GOOD ASS HAIR AND DAT FLAT ASS PANCAKE BOOTY DOE LIEK DAYM BABEH
"What do you think of matthew?"
"His hair is life but dat ass ain't"
by LemmeLickYourToesBabeh June 3, 2016
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Matthew

"Matthew....your gay"
by BBoyJC19 March 2, 2017
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matthew

A clever and attractive dude, they know they are cute and take advantage of it. A player, mostly only hangsout with popular people. Basically shallow and when you are friends with them it’s nice. Mostly thinks with his dick.
Girl 1: Wow look at him, he’s so cute.
Girl 2: Yeah, that’s Matthew. He’s a player though.
by DangDatGirlDou January 7, 2018
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Matthew

A ‘sharpshooter’. A person that tends to be sketchy and try to roast people. And sometimes threatens to shoot up a school.
That kid is such a Matthew.
by Real hack3r May 10, 2018
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