A man of great stature and definitely of allah. His penis is very long im sure, almost as long as mine. He prays five times a day to allah, and reads the torah, shit i mean koran 4 hours a day. My father has been begging him to marry his youngest daughter, but he has refused since he is still working for the norwegian government and is not that down bad yet. Im personally very interested in matthew and hopefully by the time we are wed my waves will have come in completely.
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Oh lookie here, that white boy is reading the koran, growing a beard, and entering Crunch Fitness, he must be Matthew
by Noor “Wavecheck” muhammad July 5, 2021
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There is Matthew
by AreYouKeeeme January 22, 2019
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Damn bitch Matthew dump you for a fucking gay male who is kinda hot. Girl- I’m okay with it but If your attractive to him go for it when he dumps this son of a bitch and swoop him up. Boy-I’ll try just don’t tell anyone I might be gay ass hole.
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by big baller ryan November 11, 2019
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