f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j

Fuck me in the ass cause I love jesus. The act of taking jesus along with you for a pleasurable ride.

Hey dad, f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

M.I.F.

Mom I Fucked

Guy 1:Kevin's mom is the ultimate milf
Guy 2:Nah dude shes a mif
Guy 1:What's a mif?
Guy 2:Mom I Fucked

by Todd April 20, 2004

P.F.M.D

Propensity for maximum density. A chic who is relatively skinny, but has the potential to be fat. Tell tale sign is chubby arms.

Yo that bitch has P.F.M.D.

by Maisbass May 13, 2006

M.O.f.P

Money.Over.Fucken.Playas

M.O.F.P Living Baby! Living It Up Single!

by FukkIytJayJay February 8, 2010

B.D.H.F.M

Meaning Birthday Hat for mice,
When the tip of a small penis looks like a birthday hat sized for a mouse

"Did u know jess has a B.D.H.F.M in his pants?"

by CodeBlue66 November 16, 2016

i.l.y.s.f.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

It means I like/love you so fucking/freaking much but I don't know how to tell you because I know you don't like/love me back

i.l.y.s.f.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

by DallasDeDefiner November 18, 2020

G.Y.A.O.T.C.I.G.Y.F.M.I

G.Y.A.O.T.C.I.G.Y.F.M.I stands for, Get your ass off twitter 'cause it gives you fucking mental illness

Dude, it's not my fault, G.Y.A.O.T.C.I.G.Y.F.M.I

No, you just need to G.Y.A.O.T.C.I.G.Y.F.M.I

by StupidBoredTeenager December 16, 2022