Lump Sum

The first initial cum shot whence the majority of the seed is spread

Jones: "I'm telling you bro, I pulled out and threw her on her knees"

Ben: "did she complain?"

Jones: "nah cus, she wasn't tripping when she saw my lump sum"

Ben: "she musta felt like a hot bitch"

Jones: "fo show"

by Pussy mags July 21, 2016

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billie lump

the lump that forms on ones head after being struck with a night stick.

did you see leroys billie lump?

by icehockeyricks May 09, 2010

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Love lumps

When you get socked or punched for every year you've aged in place of a gift or present. Used as a way to show affection for a loved one without being seen as mushy or soft.

My brother turned 18 today so I gave him 18 love lumps and that new Madden.

by APXPRDTOR December 28, 2021

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Fat lump

An obese creature that communicates in a language of snorting and has a series of mental health problems that affect how it behaves, resulting in craziness, stupidity, and overeating.

My great great great great great great great grandma is a fat lump.

by Obese_feetofmine April 11, 2023

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Lumping

Essentially a very low effort run. Involves the bouncier motion found with running but the gait itself is that of a walk.

Can be used as a noun or a verb.

"How was your morning?"
"It was pretty good, Katrina and I went for a lump." (Noun)

"It too hot to run so im just gonna go lumping instead."

by Khocky April 18, 2023

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