Luca 

A short bown haired male with a small penis. Friendly enough, once you get to know him, but over confident and a constant fear of being alone. Don't fuck him over.

"Look, Luca"
"CooL"

Luca by <3 titanic March 28, 2019

Luca 

The queen of Cameroon, she , he or it (nobody really knows, what Luca is) was crowned after the epic fight of

Big chungus (we know for a fact that big chungus is actually Luca) against ugandan knuckles.
Truly a horrible war where many memes died.

We must bow to Luca

Luca by Chijon15 April 1, 2019

Luca 

Stuck up evil and mean

Luca is a bitch

Luca by Truthbro82 April 8, 2019

Luca 

Luca us a mentally and psychally retarded rat that everyone wants to squish he also has sex with cats without hair He also has a brain size of a pea. He also goes to people's house and sniffs babies diapers and shuves his one of 3 head down a unflushed bathroom. He also has a forhead size on the universe and can't move because it weighs 9999999999 mega tons and has a bmi that he cant evan count to.He is not allowed on tall building because it will collapse.He also can fly by consuming 1 ton of of shit when he gets up to a tower he eats his daily serving of 1111111111111 eybirses and drink 100000L of bin juice and also spends 20hrs a day stalking hobos.

Luca is a beluga whale

Luca by Ducks are life 9 April 8, 2019

Luca 

Luca is a really geeky nerdy guy that is often very short. He is kinda annoying and likes to correct the teacher. He's a teacher's pet or the teacher hates him. Lucas have brown hair. They're probably jesus. or satan. or both. they have the chubbiest cheeks. if you slap a luca they will steal your bones.

BAZINGA.

Bro 1: LUCA IS AN ALIEN BRO
Bro 2: DUUIUUUUDE I KNOW
Bro 3: DUUUUUUDE

Luca by litteidiot April 9, 2019

Luca 

Luca is the type of guy to always cheer you up, has a huge penis and is one of the greatest when it comes to the bed department. Not many people realise how much you will miss him once he is gone. Gets many girls, has great looks and an awesome family.

Do you see that guy over there? Ye he has a Luca dick

Luca by Cool dude kris April 12, 2019

luca 

a boy that loves jumping on big tooth brushes to simulate anal

'goes into bath tub'

'stands into the wright position'
'jumps butt first onto the tooth brush'
'Luca' UGHHHHHHHH'

luca by bb0bbyy April 15, 2019